
That's what someone stole from the tip jar a couple Sundays ago. 2 five dollar bills.
Tip theft has happened before, but usually on school days. Since there were very few kids in the store, it feels weird to think that maybe it could've been an adult tip snatcher. But, my money is in someone else's pocket and it's a bummer.
I'm not as upset as I would've been if the money was taken from one of our employees. It's so easy to steal our tips. Anyone can reach into the jar while we're in the restroom or have our backs turned while making food. Especially tiny hands on tiny kids. Easy prey. Since then I've been emptying the jar regulalrly.
I usually don't give much thought to stuff like this because it just pisses me off too much, but I really want to catch one of the tip stealers some day. I want to send them a "Don't mess with the Scoop" type of message. I'm considering ways to construct a dummie tip jar that'll clamp onto the stealing hand or something.
I keep thinking of the racoon hunting in
Where the Red Fern Grows , probably my favorite book ever, where they put something shiny in a hole big enough for the coon to stick their hand into, except when it grabs the shiny object, their hand is too big to get back through the hole. The racoon isn't clever enough to let go of the shiny treasure, so it ends up getting caught and probably turned into a hat or something.
So, new rule at the Scoop. We will be REFUSING SERVICE TO ALL RACOONS.
And making the hole on the tip jar very tiny. You'll have to bend the coins to get it in there.
Although we won't be turning anyone into hats, if you're a tip stealing fool, think thrice before you stick your sticky fingers into our tip jar. Or there'll be hell to pay, Scoop-style.